What would RTH do?

That is the question.

If I were in a highschool yearbook, they would vote me most likely to die of a lynch mob. That does not prevent me from opening my mouth and serving a warm hearty cup of STFU to people who deserve it. My dark scathing humor will leave no matter of existence untouched. My innocence will touch your soul.

Welcome to a warped world turned inside out and upside down. All sorts of discretion advised.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Books by RTH

One of my childhood dreams was to become an author. Unfortunately, lack of time, energy and most importantly focus, ambition, concentration and determination have prevented me from writing a book. These are the books I dream to write.

The Shimmer Series

The Shimmer: Millions of parallel worlds exist layered upon another. The inhabitants of each world completely unaware of the time and space they share. The Shimmers are beings responsible for maintaining order in the parallel worlds. They are beings who cease to exist, but merely shimmer as shadowy objects through existence. Until one ordinary oblivious human is granted the power of Shimmers. No human has ever been made a guardian Shimmer before, no human is capable of it. Now he has to learn quick to save the human world from oblivion.

The Clan of the Tiger: Off the western coast of India lies a mysterious foggy island locked in a curse of time. Humans who cast their eyes on it experience a maddening cycle of dreams. Trapped on the island is the ancient Clan of the Tiger - devout followers of Lord Rama they patiently pray for release from their curse. Throughout time Shimmers have sought to release the Clan from their anomalous entrapment in time and space, but the truth about the curse is a forbidden secret. When the love of his life casts an eye on the island, she loses her sanity in her maddening dreams. Now the human shimmer has to unlock the secrets of the clan and set them free - or lose his love forever.

The Prisoners of Kyoo-Whan: The home world of Shimmer elder Mandor is a medieval human world with fantastical beings and beasts. One of them is the ancient sentient giant squid Kyoo-Whan. Every decade Kyoo-Whan captures several humans the coast of Ireland and takes them to his castle at sea. With ancient powers beyond the realm of the guardian Shimmers, they form an uneasy truce with him. When the human Shimmer visits Mandor, Kyoo-Whan captures him mistaking him for a human. Can the raw unsespecting Shimmer outwit the ancient wisdom of Kyoo-Whan and set himself and the captives free.

Other Books

The Leader: Now that I think of it, it rhymes with Reader. Set in a fantasy fiction land, it is a tale of a young knight who organizes the peasants to lead a rebellion against the tyrannical king. When the burden of the crown is unwillingly cast upon him, he finds himself discovering the think line between benevolence and tyranny. Is he the mesiah as people prophesize or will he become everything he loathed.

The Cheswick Report: A young photographer Julie finds herself an apartment in the attic of an elderly couple. Tucked away in a box in the attic she discovers "The Cheswick Report" by Dr. Robert Gray a former tenant. The report is a diary chronicling his treatment of a young woman Dana Cheswick who was believed to be possessed. What begins as a scientific report gradually morphs into an engrossing and haunting love affair as Dr. Gray begins to romantically obsess over the seductive Dana. Through the words of Dr. Gray Julia falls in love with Dana and begins writing about a fictitious affair taking place in her dreams. She is determined to find this dangerously seductive Dana Cheswick. The trouble is Robert Gray was not a doctor but an alcoholic musician and there is no one called Dana Cheswick.

Seduction: Originally this started as fan-fiction, but is probably my most inspired works. If I ever get to writing a full length book this is on my top list to be cleaned up and made publishing class. The story is an intertwining affair between an arrogant business tycoon, a promiscous gold digger and an ambitious prostitute. Full of dark characters the story shows that darkest seduction is not of the flesh but of the mind and the greatest redemption is not forgiveness but love.

High Fantasy: Bob is 29 stuck at a boring dead end job. His love life is DOA and he is plain broke. To get him through the tough days Bob convinces himself that someday he will get magical powers and become a superhero. To his awe and surprise, on his thirtieth birthday he finds out he is a wizard and is enrolled in magic college. What follows are Bob and his magical adventures - or are they really as magical as he thinks.

Pirates of the Union: A comic play on Pirates and modern day Piracy. Jack is a bumbling but brilliant Swedish student being booked for privacy. Will is an apprentice to a DRM lawyer, till he discovers his father left him a legac of piracy. Elizabeth is the daughter of the lawyer engaged to a greedy music tycoon.

Inspired by Real Life

Desis in the Curry Smoke: A Gorrillas in the mist spoof like story of the quirks and habits of Desis.

And then Kajol arrived: A book on the love and lunacy for Bollywood

One State Two State Red State Blue State: An American coloring book of political rhymes.

I know out on public domain means people may steal ideas. Hmm who knows, I might just shrug and read my inspired work, I might sue for rights. Lets see.

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