What would RTH do?

That is the question.

If I were in a highschool yearbook, they would vote me most likely to die of a lynch mob. That does not prevent me from opening my mouth and serving a warm hearty cup of STFU to people who deserve it. My dark scathing humor will leave no matter of existence untouched. My innocence will touch your soul.

Welcome to a warped world turned inside out and upside down. All sorts of discretion advised.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Curiouser & Curiouser

There are many reasons I want to be a millionaire. I just want to keep poking the bear. I doubt if the world would benefit from it though.

For one, I want to buy real estate. Single family homes to be precise. Then rent them out. When election comes, I'm going uproot all Democrat signs with Republicans and vice versa. For those who get smart on me, it will be Paris Hilton for President or something of that shizzle.

One of my life goals is to break down the hospital where I was born and build a temple in my honor there. The creative freedom to make my own God's is one of the most valuable lessons I learned in life. My mom and dad find this goal amusing. This will cause my sister who was also born there, demand the freedom to create her own God. My parents know very well that this is what I am hoping for. I single handedly want to boost the construction industry with people tearing and rebuilding.

I think I've also wanted to start a cult. Like a neo-pagan revival of some sorts. It will take a lot of pondering to determine which God of the Parthenon I want to favor. Perhaps I will fuck that and just start building large Parthenon across the world. I'm going to teach my children stories like the Minotaur, Perseus, The Fall of Troy, Hades & Persephone and act deeply offended at the schools who say these are just myths.

The best pleasure in life is not in poking the bear, but the way the bear roars as if you just sliced off his vitals. Humans, they grow so curiouser and curioser by the day.

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