What would RTH do?

That is the question.

If I were in a highschool yearbook, they would vote me most likely to die of a lynch mob. That does not prevent me from opening my mouth and serving a warm hearty cup of STFU to people who deserve it. My dark scathing humor will leave no matter of existence untouched. My innocence will touch your soul.

Welcome to a warped world turned inside out and upside down. All sorts of discretion advised.

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Daily Prophet


Lord Voldemort Stands with Scott Walker: Says Dumbledore is a mud-blood sympathizing thug.



Wisconsin Republicans join Deatheaters: We will beat Obama in 2012 says Bellatrix.



OpEd
Why subsidizing pure-bloods, taxing the mud-bloods, squibs and mudblood sympathizer will enhance wizard economy by Lucius Malfoy. 


Gringotts is broke and insolvent says Voldemort ministry. We must dismantle the Goblin Union to protect wizard assets. Goblins claim Gringotts safer and stronger than ever. 


Dolores Umbridge releases new Hogwarts Budget

  • Muggles will have to now pay higher fees. Wizarding not a muggle right, they ought to earn it. 
  • Defense Against Dark Arts, Muggle Studies, Divination, Herbology, Care of Magical creatures amidst programs slash. Why waste funds on defense against Dark Arts when the ministry protects says Umbridge. 
  • Quidditch and Hogsmeade trips and other school activities face severe cuts. Children need education not activities says Umbridge.
  • Plans to cease contracts of tenured teachers like McGonagall and Severus Snape. Azkaban Dementors willing to teach for much less says ministry. 
  • Pure blood parents applaud increase in Dementors on Staff. Its only lazy, greedy mudbloods that will fear changes. 
  • Torture of students reinstated as most cost effective disciplinary alternative. 
  • Rumors of splitting Hogwarts from the Triwizard system.

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