What would RTH do?

That is the question.

If I were in a highschool yearbook, they would vote me most likely to die of a lynch mob. That does not prevent me from opening my mouth and serving a warm hearty cup of STFU to people who deserve it. My dark scathing humor will leave no matter of existence untouched. My innocence will touch your soul.

Welcome to a warped world turned inside out and upside down. All sorts of discretion advised.

One or Two Liners

Here be a collection of appropriate and inappropriate statements I make. I (sometimes only I) find them exceptionally witty or funny.

"Mental masturbation leads to intellectual orgasm"

"If Trojan failed you, try Spartan" [My view on birth control and abortion]

"Jesus Christ, what happened on this thread? Looks like SRK's lecherous eyes made Salman's package explode all over these pages."

"First God made man, then he loved man so much, he made bacon, shellfish and sodomy" [On why we celebrate Valentine's day]

"Sodomy: Only real men shall be filled with God's love." [A follow up to Valentine's day]

"I read this topic as "Leone comes clean on Bipasha" and imagine girl on girl action. KRK can only dream of having my imagination."

"I keep seeing this ID Teh_Batman here. Always makes me wonder if he's dyslexic. But then I see its Batman and not mantab and realize he might be schizophrenic as well."

"If you do it in the airplane when its on the runway, do you still get to join the mile high club?" [A confounding question]

"Moral of the story: Don't drink and tweet. You'll run over everyone's head." [In response to Salman Khan's incomprehensible tweeting spree on 02/26/13]

"I read cologne exam as colon exam. Yes, give him his prostate orgasm." [In response to Kareena Kapoor's book urging women to give their men a cologne exam]

"Saree, preferably drenched and clinging to her skin, preferably drenched in cold water to make the little friends get perky" [In deciding between Sarees or bikins for Indian women]

"If hot molten lava tasted like deep fried cheese curds, it would be an awesome way to die"

"What if Jesus just ate and drank too much at the last supper and just passed out for a really long time. What if he wasn't hung on the cross, but hungover on the cross?"

"Call me asinine, butt I can't help but spam the shit out of this topic. I can't be arsed about rules enforced by anal-retentive watch dogs" [On Sodomy and forum rules]

No comments: